An Open Letter to "The Write Agenda"

I have no idea how or why I got listed on your "recommended authors" list, but I have a request.

Take me the hell off, you dishonest, libelous, scum-sucking parasites. I want your support the same way I want a severe case of syphilis.

I hope you get cancer of the hemorrhoids. Fuck you very much.

Sincerely,

Ari Marmell

(For those who aren’t up to date on what The Write Agenda is, see my earlier entry here.)