Don’t eat the yellow… What is that?

There’s enough pollen coating the cement in the walkway and balcony outside the apartment for me to go out and roll it up topmake "pollen men." With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal, even.

Anyone up for a snowball fight with a side of extra allergens? Just give me a minute to stick a pair of bendy-straws up my nose so I can breathe, and I’ll be right out…