How, exactly, did I manage to screw up my ankle on a damn in-home pedal exerciser?! That’s like cutting yourself on a freaking pretzel!
Oh, wait. I’ve done that. 😕 (Drew blood and everything, and yes, I have witnesses.)
Still shouldn’t have happened, damn it. It’s not like 20 minutes on a pedal exerciser is precisely an intense, injury-prone workout. 😛