Well, fine…

If remakes and reboots really are the way of the future in Hollywood, then I might as well jump on the bandwagon. So…

Dear Hollywood:

I am willing to write the basic story, script, and/or novelization for a remake of the movie Krull, for a very reasonable amount of money. You had a lot of financial success with Clash of the Titans, so this is a movie worth considering, and if you look at my writing history, I think you’ll find us a pretty good match.

I eagerly await the calls that I just know are going to start flooding in any minute now.