Well, fine…
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Posted on
April 6, 2012 at
11:42 AM
Apr 062012
If remakes and reboots really are the way of the future in Hollywood, then I might as well jump on the bandwagon. So…
Dear Hollywood:
I am willing to write the basic story, script, and/or novelization for a remake of the movie Krull, for a very reasonable amount of money. You had a lot of financial success with Clash of the Titans, so this is a movie worth considering, and if you look at my writing history, I think you’ll find us a pretty good match.
I eagerly await the calls that I just know are going to start flooding in any minute now.
Sam Worthington as Prince Colwyn!
(Don’t hurt me, Ari…)
I don’t need to hurt you. You are clearly already damaged deep within.
Interesting story, but may we recommend a few changed which tested well with our focus groups?
I’ve maintained for years that Krull is a better Star Wars prequel than the Star Wars prequels. That’s how I’d rewrite it, too.
There is a Facebook page for a Remake of Krull
http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Want-a-Krull-Remake/128618053874039
Only if you still call it a glaive. Nerd rage = free advertising!