{"id":3588,"date":"2019-08-15T17:33:42","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T17:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/2019\/08\/15\/professional-cradle-robber\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T23:12:45","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T23:12:45","slug":"professional-cradle-robber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/?p=3588","title":{"rendered":"Professional cradle-robber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am starting to become more than a little disturbed at the realization that <em>so many<\/em> of the people I work with in publishing&#8211;editors, agents, etc.&#8211;are <em>substantially<\/em> younger than I am.<\/p>\n<p>You damn kids get off my lawn! And you&#8217;ve got it damn easy. When I was your age, we had to walk two miles in the snow, uphill, just so we <em>could <\/em>get off someone&#8217;s lawn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am starting to become more than a little disturbed at the realization that so many of the people I work with in publishing&#8211;editors, agents, etc.&#8211;are substantially younger than I am. You damn kids get off my lawn! And you&#8217;ve got it damn easy. When I was your age, we had to walk two miles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3588","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}