{"id":3602,"date":"2019-08-15T17:33:42","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T17:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/2019\/08\/15\/dont-eat-the-yellow-what-is-that\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T22:46:38","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T22:46:38","slug":"dont-eat-the-yellow-what-is-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/?p=3602","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t eat the yellow&#8230; What is that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s enough pollen coating the cement in the walkway and balcony outside the apartment for me to go out and roll it up topmake &quot;pollen men.&quot; With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal, even.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone up for a snowball fight with a side of extra allergens? Just give me a minute to stick a pair of bendy-straws up my nose so I can breathe, and I&#8217;ll be right out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s enough pollen coating the cement in the walkway and balcony outside the apartment for me to go out and roll it up topmake &quot;pollen men.&quot; With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal, even. Anyone up for a snowball fight with a side of extra allergens? Just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3602","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}