{"id":3605,"date":"2019-08-15T17:33:43","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T17:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/2019\/08\/15\/um-ow\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T22:45:39","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T22:45:39","slug":"um-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/?p=3605","title":{"rendered":"Um, ow?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How, exactly, did I manage to screw up my ankle on a damn in-home pedal exerciser?! That&#8217;s like cutting yourself on a freaking pretzel!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait. I&#8217;ve done that.  \ud83d\ude15\u00a0 (Drew blood and everything, and yes, I have witnesses.)<\/p>\n<p>Still shouldn&#8217;t have happened, damn it. It&#8217;s not like 20 minutes on a pedal exerciser is precisely an intense, injury-prone workout.  \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How, exactly, did I manage to screw up my ankle on a damn in-home pedal exerciser?! That&#8217;s like cutting yourself on a freaking pretzel! Oh, wait. I&#8217;ve done that. \ud83d\ude15\u00a0 (Drew blood and everything, and yes, I have witnesses.) Still shouldn&#8217;t have happened, damn it. It&#8217;s not like 20 minutes on a pedal exerciser is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3605","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}