{"id":3708,"date":"2019-08-15T17:33:50","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T17:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/2019\/08\/15\/attention-internet\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T22:43:12","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T22:43:12","slug":"attention-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/?p=3708","title":{"rendered":"Attention, Internet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An open letter to everyone, everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t be bothered to capitalize and punctuate, I can&#8217;t be bothered to try to read whatever it is you&#8217;re trying to say.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely, me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An open letter to everyone, everywhere. If you can&#8217;t be bothered to capitalize and punctuate, I can&#8217;t be bothered to try to read whatever it is you&#8217;re trying to say. Sincerely, me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3708","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}