Well. I am about to make a statement that I’m fairly positive none of you have ever been in the position to make.<\/p>\n
I just wrenched my bad knee. (Not seriously, just somewhat painfully.) From slipping on a DVD.<\/p>\n
In the shower.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n
I admit I’m tempted to leave it without context, but I imagine most of you are wondering what the hell sort of narrative led to this even being possible. Well, my cat Leloo had a few vomiting episodes a few days ago. We later discovered that she’d yakked on a small stack of DVDs beside the TV. We figured the easiest way to clean them would be to let them soak for a while, and then rinse\/scrub them off next time one of us was in the shower anyway.<\/p>\n
And it was <\/em>the easiest way. It worked beautifully. Up until the version of Death from the Final Destination movies took a test run at me. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n Seriously, if I wrote this into a book, nobody would buy it…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well. I am about to make a statement that I’m fairly positive none of you have ever been in the position to make. I just wrenched my bad knee. (Not seriously, just somewhat painfully.) From slipping on a DVD. In the shower.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude33 I admit I’m tempted to leave it without context, but I imagine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4676","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}