{"id":4798,"date":"2019-08-15T17:35:04","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T17:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/2019\/08\/15\/well-fine\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T22:17:33","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T22:17:33","slug":"well-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/?p=4798","title":{"rendered":"Well, fine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If remakes and reboots really are the way of the future in Hollywood, then I might as well jump on the bandwagon. So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dear Hollywood:<\/p>\n<p>I am willing to write the basic story, script, and\/or novelization for a remake of the movie Krull, for a very reasonable amount of money. You had a lot of financial success with Clash of the Titans, so this is a movie worth considering, and if you look at my writing history, I think you&#8217;ll find us a pretty good match.<\/p>\n<p>I eagerly await the calls that I just <em>know<\/em> are going to start flooding in <em>any minute now<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If remakes and reboots really are the way of the future in Hollywood, then I might as well jump on the bandwagon. So&#8230; Dear Hollywood: I am willing to write the basic story, script, and\/or novelization for a remake of the movie Krull, for a very reasonable amount of money. You had a lot of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4798","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-old-news","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mouseferatu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}